Bwhahaa!

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Regis and Kelly kill me. Seriously. Watching them play soccer is cracking me up. But hey, it is all for the greater good of seeing Landon Donovan. THAT makes it all worth it. Bwhahah.

Oh, and The Jai is requesting text messages. Guess I'd better whip out a few smutty comments or something. Heh.

Got pulled into an interesting chat last night. It was a lot of fun, though--that I have to say! Made me laugh a lot. But for the love of Lance, Chazita...POOH?!? See, it's just wrong, man. Wrong, I tell you! ;)

Hmm...not running errands today after all. Am going to lunch with Mom and Grandma for Mom's birthday. Should be...interesting, to say the least. Ugh.

But will run errands tomorrow! Have to go to campus, get a copy of my grades and mail it to my insurance company, then I should go to work and see if my check is in. Will call today if I remember for my schedule, but I could always just go in tomorrow! lol.

Anyway. Off to write some sort of 125 character smut for The Jai (bwhaha) and then to shower and stuff so my hair doesn't look stupid for lunch today.

Will be around later, I'm sure!

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Hey, I wasn't the one who was reading it! I was just shocked that there was actually POOH slash. Eeek!! *runs away screaming*

And yeah, I saw that The Jai was requesting. LoL. We must answer to The Jai's request. Because she is The Jai.

And dammit, give me Julio the Pimp back!

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Oh come on! You know you're all about the Rabbit/Owl slash, right? LOL! *snerk*

Exactly. I have answered The Jai's request with lame lickage. Bahaha.

I have to give Julio up? HECK no. You can have Rico, dang it! He'll get you some good jobs. No! Really!

And I have a new name for my place! Wenches on the Waterfront! Yes? Hee.

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Dear Wench on the Waterfront,

It wasn't Rabbit/Owl okay? It was Piglet/Tigger. Get it right! LoL.

You answered The Jai's request with lickage? So did I! Ahahahahahahaha. It's all about the WaJu lickage!

And I want Julio back, dammit! Rico's good and all but Julio and I - we have history. Give him back!

With love,
Trick from the Tunnel (LoL)

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Dear Trick from the Tunnel,

Dang. So I was wrong. So you are all about the Piglet/Tigger then, yes?

Yes! It is definitely all about the WaJu lickage. Although I'm sure your version of the lickage was way better than my own!

History, eh? Hmm. I'll consider giving him. What am I getting in return, though?

Love,
Wench on the Waterfront (heh)

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Dear Waterfront Wench (it just keeps getting shorter),

I'm not into any so HMPF. But you know if I had to be, Tigger would have to be in it 'cause do you see that spring on his ass? LoL. Ewwwwwww.

And lickage! I'm sure yours was hotter. 'Cause I whipped mine up in like 2 seconds and it sucks. And not in that way, you perverted woman!

And what do you want? I can um... Have Rodriguez pimp you out some.

Lovingly,
Tunnel Trick

PS - Did anyone tell The Jai she was working at Sluts at the Shore, that she's a Shore Slut? LoL.

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Dear Tunnel Trick,

Aw man! Images! Stop it, now.

And psh. The lickage that I wrote was done in like 30 seconds. It blows. And I don't mean like that, you sicko!

Rodriguez? No, you'll have to give me someone better than that if you want Julio back, dang it.

With love,
Waterfront Wench

P.S. No, I don't believe anyone has told her. I know I haven't.

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Dear Wench,

You started it, not me! So ha!

Yours was probably better. I mean, it was hard to write mine. And get your mind out of the gutter! Nasty!

Well, who do you want for Julio? We'll talk. Because I'd give almost anyone... *ahem* ALMOST anyone to get Julio back. Who do you want?

Funnyingly (I made up a word!),
Trick

P.S. >> She should know. LoL. We should send her a text message from Wench and Trick. Ha!

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Dear Trick,

Oh no. Don't blame me for it. You're the one that said the spring thing. Hmph.

No no. Your lickage text message was way better than mine. there was something--stiff and not comfortable about it. Hey! Stop thinking those dirty thoughts, you. Sick freak!

Hmm. For Julio? I want Mark. You know who I'm talking about. I'll give you Julio for Mark. *nods*

Insert goodbye here,
Wench

P.S. Psh. Don't send her a text of that! She actually has to be around, darn it. It won't be funny if we're not all around!

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Dearest Wench,

Hey, I was just repeating what I was told last night. Supposedly, that was actually in one of the stories. Yuuuuuck.

And honestly, yours was probably better. Because I mean, it just wouldn't come out right in mine. You know? And oh God, you stop that, that's disgusting! How dare you think that?

Mark? *looks around quickly* You're not supposed to say his name out loud! We could get in trouble! Ahh!

[Funny good-bye]
The Trick

PS >> True true. Okay, when everyone's online again, I'll go set up another chat so we can welcome The Jai into our... League of Whores.

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My dear Trick,

Oh man. See, that IS just wrong! Ewwww.

No no, yours had to be better! Mine? There was just no flow there. Nothing. And geez! Stop those nasty thoughts! Sicko.

Oh come on. We can say his name. Remember? We can't say *whispers* Bob's name! But all right, fine. What about Jeff? Can I have Jeff instead?

Goodbye here,
Wench

P.S. Woo! Welcoming chat! Fun times!