Disclaimer.

[almosthonest]

Right, so on advice from my dear Gretchen, this is my disclaimer.

No, I am not delusional.



I know that the man above is not, in fact my boyfriend. I am only kidding around.

But I like to call him my boyfriend anyway, just because I can. Heh. But again, he is not my real one. So please don't come around saying I'm crazy. Because I'm not, really!

Thank you.

*g*

Comments

[bookofdays.livejournal.com]

*snicker* And all this time I thought you were serious when you said he was your boyfriend and I was really looking forward to meeting him! *sigh!*

[callmedirk.livejournal.com]

*snort*

Maybe I AM serious. I'll never telllllll.

;)

Bwhaha.

[ex-misadvent483.livejournal.com]

But. I thought he WAS your boyfriend. And I thought that maybe if I got to meet him, he'd put in a good word for me in the next season of AI and I'd be the next Idol! Why are all my dreams crushed? *sobs*

So now it's getting to the point where we need to slap disclaimers on our imaginary, celebrity boyfriends. Oy vey. What is this world coming to?

[callmedirk.livejournal.com]

Shh. He IS my boyfriend. I just put that he wasn't so that the crazies don't come after me.

He said to tell you he will make SURE you are the next Idol. Because he knows your talent knows no boundaries and wants to see you successful.

*sniffle* Sweet boyfriend I have. I just want to pet him. Love, I say.

And I know. This world is a bit nutty. He's my boyfriend, dang it. *sob*

[ex-misadvent483.livejournal.com]

He said to tell you he will make SURE you are the next Idol.

You're right. He is the sweetest thing!

Eeeee! I SO want to go over and give him a big kiss! But since he's your boyfriend, I'll be respectful and just give him a peck on the cheek. ;)

I can't believe I used to think he was the biggest tool on the face of the earth. *sobs*

[callmedirk.livejournal.com]

You can kiss him. He won't mind. Unless he tries to run. Bwhaha. ;)

I know. I did too. But not a bigger tool than Carson Daly. Heh. And now? I so love Ryan. My boyfriend got hot. LOL!

*evil grin*

[brightillusions.livejournal.com]

You are kidding right?

Cuz you know, that means I might have to fess up to not being Vince's Ex-wife, Durazo's present wife, or Hee Seop Choi's future wife. And that would suck.

But then again, maybe I really am.

There goes our double date plans.

[callmedirk.livejournal.com]

Shh. I only said this so the crazies don't come after me! Hee. He is SO my boyfriend. Mine.

No need to fess up. You are who you are. *nod*

Double date it is. But no bowling. Ryan throws like a girl. *g* (kidding, of course...*cough*)

[brightillusions.livejournal.com]

If they're too dumb to not know reality from a joke, then why should you have to waste your time telling them. Losers. Or 12 year olds. Either one.

So bowling is out, wouldn't want to hurt my husbands throwing arm and all, and with Ryan throwing like a girl and all. I know! Miniature golf. Safe and fun for all.

So you, the boyfriend, me and the husband. Well when the Oakland A's season is over that is, then we'll go. =)

[callmedirk.livejournal.com]

Losers. Or 12 year olds. Either one.

Both. *snerk*

Ooh. Miniature golf is good. No way the boyfriend can look wussy there. Hee. And yeah, no hurting of the hubby's arm. *g*

Rock on. We have a double date set. Good times, that.

He is SO going to get me for calling him wussy. Um. Eep?

[brightillusions.livejournal.com]

I'll never telllll!

See! And we always wondered when we'd finally settle down. Didn't take us long at all.

;)

[callmedirk.livejournal.com]

Woo. You won't tell and I'll keep quiet. He's aslepp, so maybe he'll neeeeever find out. Yipes.

Not long at all! We so rule. You got a hubby and I finally got a boyfriend. 'Tis ALL good. We are awesome, with hot men in our lives.

;D